- You have taken 2 or more vacations in the last 12 months
- You have a cleaning lady
- You drive a newish SUV
- You have occasion to buy new formal gowns and cocktail dresses
- They call you by name at the local Starbucks
Alaska 2026: Part the Eighth
4 weeks ago
4 comments:
Yeesh.
Unfortunately, I can actually imagine what brought this on.
Perhaps a good response to false claims of poverty is, "Oh I know, it's so difficult to stretch the food budget, even with food stamps! And I don't know how I'm going to get another year out of the kid's winter clothes--they were getting to small at the end of last winter!"
My response (as a bigger bitch) would be:
"Shut the hell up; you drive a freakin' Lincoln Navigator. The last time I splurged on anything was when I got the large Oreo Blizzard."
Between our feelings about cats, childlessness, annoying neighbors, and daily encounters with morons, you and I sound like we could be related. Do you have any relatives from the southern part of the state?
Nah, both sides of my family are from the middle section of the state, but maybe we're linked some other way -- like some eerie connection through our cats. ;)
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do...
(That's the Twilight Zone theme, in case it wasn't coming through. And do you know how hard it was to type that? Seriously.)
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