So you see, it was not entirely outlandish for me to turn on my furnace last night. Snowy tomatoes anyone?
An ordinary WV working girl trying to make it in a "hardscrabble" world
Household Trash and Raw Sewage
(broadcaster to young pageant contestant in the parade)
"So have you seen the other girls you're competing against? Are they all skanks?"
(giggle/gasp)
"No, they're very pretty girls."
