American Idol's been on what -- 5 years? This is the 6th season and just this year I watched it for the first time.
Yes, that's how hip I am.
In the beginning, during the dreadful auditions, I was appalled by the judges, especially the whole bush baby thing in Seattle, yet I kept watching, like a car accident, unable to look away. When the show went off each evening, I'd get on the phone and rant about how the show was indicative of everything that's wrong with society and youths today.
"How can they be sooooo mean? It almost makes me cry to watch these people's dreams get dashed." yadda yadda
All the while, I'd be connecting to the Internet to see when the next show was on.
Fast forward a month and I'm now openly eager for Simon's next nasty utterance or Randy's classic "Dog, it just wasn't that good" after especially wretched performances.
"'The good news is it wasn't as ghastly as last week'. OMG, did you hear that?!"
I'm hopelessly hooked.
BTW, I think "ghastly" is really underused in day-to-day conversation. My new goal, because I have to play these silly games with myself, is to somehow weave that word into something official at work.
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